Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
COME AT ME, ESE
Last time I take acid with you dude
"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."
Why promote a company but not add a link?
Now that’s just cool.
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.