operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

mma-sex-cars-metal:

COME AT ME, ESE

mma-sex-cars-metal:

COME AT ME, ESE

laughhard:

Last time I take acid with you dude

laughhard:

Last time I take acid with you dude

thatdominicangirlyouknow:

ericscissorhands:

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

@

justicesociety04:

http://justicesociety04.tumblr.com/

silensy:

2005-2014

Good lord, this is the most stark portrayal I’ve seen of this.

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

kawaiimon:

theinturnet:

Why promote a company but not add a link?

http://www.childsown.com/

Now that’s just cool.

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.