everydaylouie:

cookin’ up trouble

everydaylouie:

cookin’ up trouble

kaylabeemarie:

Stargazing in Smallville

kaylabeemarie:

Stargazing in Smallville

harry potter meme: 
one house [1/1]: slytherin

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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viro-blizzard:

Day & Night (2010)

surimistick:

k-eke:

Cuil la Cuil ! Nouvelle génération !

Some fruits fan-service ! 

Merci aux amies qui m’ont conseillées de faire ça =)

I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

batman-nolanverse:

feministprinc3ss:

I want this framed and above my bed tbh

batman-nolanverse:

feministprinc3ss:

I want this framed and above my bed tbh

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iconuk01:

"Gotham Academy" character bio’s courtesy of MTV

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

mma-sex-cars-metal:

COME AT ME, ESE

mma-sex-cars-metal:

COME AT ME, ESE

laughhard:

Last time I take acid with you dude

laughhard:

Last time I take acid with you dude