dontstopthewisdom:

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM!
Please make more

ceshira:

So what do you say?

If you are wondering what her answer is:

image

She was going to ask anyways.

brain-food:

Halloween in Brooklyn by Joey L

Frankenhooker (1990)

on-cherry-hill:

pretty much

on-cherry-hill:

pretty much

dyingtobefitandprettyblog:

oryoucangetfucked:

penishole:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

Some women really need to remember this

Omg I think I love you

Real man ^^

theghostofslc:

funneestuff:

heyfunniest:

ugh

life is full of disappointments 

It’s 2014. These things shouldn’t happen anymore.

dividings:

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

pancakesandplaid:

glitteriseverythingyoudumbbitch:

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D’awwwwww

this makes my heart melt every time